- The Apprentice would become Which Appendage?
- Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?/ Are You Quicker Than an Angry Gator?
- Dancing with the Stars/ Dancing with Jaguars
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire?/ Who Can Live Longer Without Air?
- Deal or No Deal/ Meal or No Meal (Choose the case with the most food)
- The Moment of Truth/ The Moment of Truth (Except you are connected to electrical circuits, if you lie, you get zapped!)
- American Idol/ Outrun a Tidal (Wave)
Okay, now I'm stretching! But you know what I mean. I guess it's not fair cuz I don't watch any of those shows, but I think I would if producers would take a cue from these more outrageous programs, they could really be on to something. And maybe relieve a little problem I call "over-population." What? Did I go too far? Ahhhhh, I am a little buzzed right now. I had to bitch-slap my husband for messing with my socks. I mean come on, who pulls off a woman's sock? Honestly! Just when I had maintained the perfect mean body temperature.